Cid: Sit your ass down adn drink your goddam tea!

Fei and Joe from Xenogears

Joe: Wanna hear my Super Mucahcho information?

Fei: Super Nacho Information? What's so important about nachos?

Ryu: You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance

Akuma in SVC Chaos: SNK Vs Capcom: Defeating you takes less effort than slapping a baby.... not that I'd ever do that.

Dan in Street Fighter Alpha 3: Forget the Art of Fighting, I wanna be the King of Fighters.

If you can't figure out how funny that quote is you're a dweeb