To quote Alpha Centauri again:


"Some would ask, "How could a perfect God create a universe with so much that is evil?" They have missed a greater conodrum: "Why would a perfect God create a universe at all?"
-- Sister Miriam Godwinson, We Must Dissent.


In other games:

"Your wounds are minor compared to what you will receive if you continue to bother me!"
-- Dark Elf, Morrowind.

"It's your pet, the freakin' head humper!"
-- Barney, Half-Life 2.