Quote Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
Watching edczxcvbnm post is like drinking a really good beer. It's amazing.
Ed is vastly superior to beer (even really good beer), because:

- You don't get arrested for Driving Under Ed's Influence (although...)
- Ed doesn't make you burp.
- Ever heard of an "Ed belly"? Neither have I.
- Too much Ed doesn't make you drunk and/or sick
- After a night of reading Ed, you don't get a hangover
- US beers are damn close to water. Reading Ed is close to awesome.
- Ed is always cool.