I just broke a plastic CD-shaped thing on my face.

[Shaun]

I dove face first into a wall

Is that the fifth time you've done that? And me? Well, I failed my computing exam. Not to worry though - I'll be doing a resit.

[Markus. D]

I left my wallet in tweed heads :\

[Reine]

I didnt sleep all day today

[Zeldy]

When somebody said to me "Amy your socks untied" I looked down to check my socks. He hasn't shut up about it since

[Spiffing Cheese]

I fell off my stool in Physics and landed on a sausage roll.

May I ask, what the HELL was a sausage roll doing in a Physics classroom?

[Alive-Cat]

I followed my advice in the weird remedies thread, you know, for my broken spine, it turns out they lead absolutely nowhere. I did the whole process twice until I realised I had been practical joking at the time.
Oh, the mirth!

[Shoden]

slammed my head off a shelf, 2 times, same shelf. I blame bad DIY!

[DarkLadyNyara]

I took my assesment (for college) with a hangover. :riiight:

[Shoden]

I played football with one of those balloony light balls with a terrible pain my right knee.
I pwned at it but I heard a pianful crack, *krrk* "oh [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]!"

[rubah]

I fed some cattle.

[kikimm]

I just spilled water all over myself. I thought the cup was empty, so I turned it upside down to drink the last few drops, but there was still a lot left. :D

It's cold. :(

[Boosk]

I told the guy I really fancy that I was pooping myself....Argh...

Kagga

[TheSpoonyBard]

I fell out of bed. I tried to stand up but both legs had gone dead from being laid on awkwardly.

[Evastio]

Back when I was in Grade 8 I did a presentation during Drama Night. I was suppose to be running toward this guy who was lying down and I was suppose to stomp on him. Instead I missed, went flying off stage, into a garbage can.

At least it made my play funny.

[Tasura]

I dove face first into a wall

Is that the fifth time you've done that? And me? Well, I failed my computing exam. Not to worry though - I'll be doing a resit.

First time diving, and the rest were on purpose.