Cid Facts

[Agent Proto]

In this thread, we shall post our favorite facts about our beloved owner and founder of EoFF, Cid, aka Sean Robinson, aka CEO. I'm sure you know of several facts about Cid, here I shall list a few facts.

Everything in this thread is TRUE.

• Cid is the only known person to ever pop every kernel in a microwave popcorn bag without burning anything.

• Cid once volunteered his nose as shelter for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

• Cid jumped off a bridge because all his friends were doing it and survived.

• Cid has transcended both time AND space. And yes, he knows what he is talking about.

• Cid is the only person to solve a Rubik's Cube within 10 seconds.

• When Cid coughs, people in a three foot radius lose their memories of who they are and where they are going.

You get the idea. Let's hear some other Cid facts from you guys.

[Fonzie]

It was said that they based the Character "Cid" off of Final Fantasy 7 and through on based upon our Cid.

[Elite Lord Sigma]

Cid can touch MC Hammer.

[Sir Walkie]

Cid helped invent the wheel.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Cid will read this thread and think "What a bunch of retards."

[Hawkeye]

Cid gave birth to himself.

[Xaven]

Cid was the first staffer.

[Zeromus_X]

Cid is awesome

[Cid]

I killed Cid and took over his account.

[Beyond]

Good job at plagiarising crappy internet fads.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

plagiarizing

[Lychon]

Hey...wait a minute...is this like...that Chuck Norris thing-a-magig? 'Cause it really .....sounds.....like it.....ya know? Like when Chuck single-handedly, or single-legedly, roundhouse kicked the Earth and reversed its orbit?



-LYCHON

[Moon Rabbits]

>.< It originally was Vin Deisel(sp)...not Chuck Norris.

and Cid was in FF's before 7...whoever said that up there.

Cid can toast a poptart so perfectly that when you bite into it it doesn't stick to the inside of your mouth like tar and burn and burn and burn and then you take a drink of water but the cup is dirty and you spit it out so now you have stale coffee/water and a burning mouth so you put your head under the faucet and turn it on but you accidentily turn on the hot water and scald your face and then as you whip your head out from under the tap it smacks it and has a huge gash across your forehead and then the blood gets in your eyes and you stumble blindly around your kitchen before falling over the shoe rack and smacking your head against the wall causing the painting above you to fall and break over your head and then you get up with the remnants of a painting around your neck and reach for the phone to dial 911 cause you're surely dying but as you pick up the phone you notice the cord is frayed and you get electrocuted and then stumble into your living room and trip and fall on your new mini ps2 and break it to pieces (NOOOOO) and then in your fit of rage you accidently throw your collection of FF stuff out the window and it gets run over by a car.

All of that happened to me, except anything AFTER the burning water in the sink.

[Captain Maxx Power]

In a one-to-one battle, Cid can defeat any member of the feline family, provided he rolls a pre-emptive attack.

On making EoFF, Cid accidentally typoed his username. His previous mokier was Cod, after the fish, but the new name seemed niftier so it stuck.

Cid has never played Croquet blindfolded and won, though he has managed it with every other sport known to man.

The EoFF boards weren't upgraded to have more features, they were upgraded to house Cid's unique growing awesomeness.

Cid's many offspring cling to his belly, much like a possum.

Much like the Man-of-war jellyfish, Cid is not a single organism but rather a series of different animals living together in mutuality for each other's benefit. What animals these are is a mystery to even the most expert biologists. All we know is that his left arm is composed of primarily Patrick Swayze.

[Cid]

Cid's many offspring cling to his belly, much like a possum.

This one is disgustingly true.