I'm 6'4" or thereabouts.

1) Do you like short people?
Sometimes, largely when they're female. Short men are funny, particularly when they're aggressive.

2) What type of "short" names do you use on short people?
I generally don't, with the exception of the term below.

3) What is your favourite term?
'Short' followed by a rude word for 'bottom'.

4) Do you want to be short?
I'd like to be a couple of inches shorter, but I wouldn't like to be short.