Okay I need some advice on how to meet the great one, Oprah!!!
What is the quickest way to meet Oprah!
Okay I need some advice on how to meet the great one, Oprah!!!
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Find out where her show is being taped. Get two crazy wiggerswith lots of guns and find a child with a wild Afro. As he walks buy call security and him and Bushido Brow will begin fighting. As they are fighting sneak in the back and then you are done.
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Classic BoondocksOriginally Posted by Death Penalty
Gas your family and say it was an accident.
I think a star map is the obvious answer here.
Call her and talk about a personal problem.
Make sure to call yourself an angel.
Fake a memoir.
Seriously, why hasn't anyone said that yet.
Become a successful actor who's gay, try very hard to be straight, then go on the show and make it damn obvious that you're most certainly not gay and that you love them ladies. Also, attack Oprah in the process for added effect.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Become an audience at her show, it's not that hard really. You travel to Chicago and visit Harpo studio and they'll tell you if there are seats available for her next show. If not, you try again and again.
Befriend Dr Phil.
Writing an essay won't help. I had to write an essay to Oprah as an assignment for school.
I have to say even though Oprah is a busy women, she always take the time to sign an autograph. And the charity work she's done with her Angel Network. She's probably one of the hardest working women in America, and we all know that she's the richest woman in America and the third richest woman in the world as well. I admire her very much, she always gets involved with her guests and she doesn't hold back and just stand there like Ricki Lake or Jenny Jones. She gets involved. She's real.
That sucks balls. - JWriting an essay won't help. I had to write an essay to Oprah as an assignment for school.
Get her pregnant.
Say your madly in love with Katie Holmes....
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