What is the quickest way to meet Oprah!

**Rye** · 03-18-2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Dreddz

Say your madly in love with Katie Holmes....

Damn, beat to it. xD

**Dignified Pauper** · 03-18-2006, 02:34 PM

worships Satan, and she'll appear in your dreams.

**Ashley Schovitz** · 03-18-2006, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Chris

Become an audience at her show, it's not that hard really. You travel to Chicago and visit Harpo studio and they'll tell you if there are seats available for her next show. If not, you try again and again.

What he or she said.

**Celtic Commando** · 03-18-2006, 03:02 PM

There are lots of ways:
1: Try to kill your mother/father, preferably both, and pretend it was your split personality/evil twin.
2: Call a family reunion, then attampt to set fire to / blow up the building your family is in. Fail on purpose. Again, claim your split personality/evil twin did it.
3: All mentioned in the above posts.

**escobert** · 03-18-2006, 05:42 PM

Send her a letter saying you have aids and 34 types of cancer. You'll be on the show in notime.

**Trumpet Thief** · 03-18-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Celtic Commando

There are lots of ways:
1: Try to kill your mother/father, preferably both, and pretend it was your split personality/evil twin.

chaos: Wonderful!

Rubedo: Erm, you could pretend to be emo/depressed, and write letters about how you slit yourself to Oprah time and time again, until she eventually believes that you are insane, and lets you on her show.

**Miriel** · 03-19-2006, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Chris

Become an audience at her show, it's not that hard really. You travel to Chicago and visit Harpo studio and they'll tell you if there are seats available for her next show. If not, you try again and again.

There are people who have waited over 10 years to get tickets to attend a taping of her show. Unless you're extremely lucky, it really is that hard.

**The Devourer Of Worlds** · 03-19-2006, 10:17 AM

Set yourself on fire.

**GhandiOwnsYou** · 03-19-2006, 10:42 AM

yeah, as far as tickets go? no chance. come on dude, she gave away CARS. If there was a show, that had given away CARS to each audience member, on a random show taping, do you really think it'd be easy to get seats to that shizzo?

**Stayin Dizzy** · 03-19-2006, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Hsu

Get her pregnant.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"what's gotten into Oprah?"
" My seed son!!"

Dave figured it would work

**Fonzie** · 03-19-2006, 11:24 PM

Dave Chapelle got her pregnant and he was living the high life. OPRAH!!!

**Shiny** · 03-20-2006, 12:22 AM

Become a White middle-aged house wife and write a letter to her or her staff complaining that you're going through a mid-life crisis.

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