EOFF RPG Giveaway contest Part IV (WIn Chrono Trigger for the SNES)

[theundeadhero]

Remember that:

You can make more than one entry.

You can enter the contest if you don't want to win as long as you mention that it's only for fun.

Since Super Delete, Masamune 1600, and Old Manus have already won, so they can't win any other, but they may still enter for fun.

Over the next few weeks I will be hosting a series of contests here at EOFF. They last a week. The winner will be chosen by me on Friday night and revealed the next Saturday morning. This is a four part contest with prizes for each part. The prizes for each one will be:

<s>1: A copy of FFI for the NES.</s>
<s>2: A copy of FFII for the SNES.</s>
<s>3: A copy of FFIII for the SNES.</s>
4: A copy of Crono Trigger for the SNES.

Each contest will be harder than the last because the games just get cooler as the contest goes on. Any member can enter any contest as often as they like, but you may only win one of the contests. A previous winner can enter the next contests just for the fun of it if they like. I am the sole judge of this contest and all winners will be required to PM me their address so that I can mail the games to them.

The contests are:

<s>1: Provide a caption for the picture I provide.</s>
<s>2: Write a paragraph or so describing the event in the picture.</s>
<s>3: Tell a story involving the pictures I provide.</s>
4: Tell a story and provide your own pictures. They can be real pictures that you scanned, pictures taken off the internet, things you've drawn in paint, or whatever. You just have to provide at least four pictures illustrating your story. If you plan to win this contest I recommend starting now.

Entries will be judged in humor, originality, and how well they go along with the pictures.

Well, this is the big one. It's up to you to write whatever story you like. Then you must illustrate it with at least four pictures. I'm hoping to see some great pictures to go along with the story. I'll have mine edited in later on tonight.

[Rengori]

Gotta think of something really good, Chrono Trigger's like the best game ever.

[Stayin Dizzy]

does my story get entered here?

[Captain Maxx Power]

I'm already scribbling down a storyboard as we type.

[Rengori]

Can I draw the pictures myself?

[theundeadhero]

does my story get entered here?

Yes. I'll get around to having it posted here.

The pictures can be anything. Found pictures, drawn, real photos scanned. I don't care.

[crono_logical]

I assume the pictures have to stick to forum rules if they're being posted here, e.g. no porn etc.

[McLovin']

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.



The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.




The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.






The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

mobiletype has just heard news of the Chrono Trigger Giveaway contest and has come up with a brilliant plan worthy of winning more than just what is on offer. mobiletype's good friend Dr Goodwin has agreed to assist him in winning the competition.

Maybe the amount of FF mobiletype has played has affected his ability to think rationally but he has suggested his friend conjure a Phoenix Down. Dr Goodwin somehow concocted the potion, a very complicated looking fluid with a very complicated formula. The potion will mean mobiletype doesn't even have to lift a finger in order to win this competition. Dr Goodwin visits the graveyard late at night and unleashes the potion and causes a mass revival of all the zombies including theundeadhero the so-called owner of the game. Slowly he gets up from his coffin and in the midst of his peckishness stroll back to his house for a quick bite to eat. Once the address of his house is known mobiletype will only need to have a perusal around before he can get his grubby cheating little hands on the game itself.

The plan works a treat and mobiletype who has viewed everything from conveniently placed cameras linked equally conveniently to his laptop can hardly keep his excitement in his greedy little pocket.

Unfortunately Dr Goodwin didn't make it out of the graveyard alive. He didn't even make it out dead either. You see he has not been a shadow of his former self recently.

[theundeadhero]

I was just about to post mine. Don't mind the crappy pics cause mines just an example. The story is also something I wrote a long time ago for school

A long time ago there was a guy. I don't remember his name but I really like the name Jim, so his will be Jim. Jim was a pretty cool guy.



Somewhere in a very distant galaxy there was a planet. It was called Gumshoe. It was a very advanced planet. They could travel anywhere in a single second, they could understand any language, the fact was they could do almost anything they wanted to, but the people were lazy. They were so lazy that they didn't even invent any of the technology they had. The planet that they lived on was used as a junkyard by a culture far more advanced than their own. On planet Gumshoe there lived this certain girl. Her name was Angela.



She didn't quit fit in with the rest of her society. Angela didn't see the point in being lazy. It was just soo boring, so she went around learning everything she could.

Jim was sitting around his house. He decided he was hungry so he made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich. Before he could eat it he had to go to the bathroom.



One day when Angela was gazing into space she made an important discovery! A giant comet was heading toward Gumshoe and the planet would be totally destroyed! All the poeple on the planet didn't really care. They were too lazy. Angela decided she did care. She was going to transport somewhere else and save herself. Her physical body would stay behind, but she would get a new one wherever she teleported to.

When Jim came back from the bathroom his peanut butter and jelly sandwhich was looking really good. He went to go pick it up and it started to talk!

"Help me", it said. "My planet has been destroyed and I'm the only survivor."

"Then what are you doing in my sandwhich?"

"My body was destroyed and this is my new one."

"Oh", said Jim. Then he started to think A talking peanut butter and jelly sandwhich? That's crazy. Then he ate it.




Like I said, I wrote it years and years ago for school.

[Skarr]

Hewie was a young man with a mission…to stop gay people from taking over the world. He was only ten years old, so his imagination went pretty far. His grandfather and older brother didn’t help him at all. In fact, they ridiculed him for his thoughts. “I’ll show them what I mean, I’ll show them.” He said to himself.


The Game (Triple H) was finally doing away with John Cena. He was taking all that Cena could dish out and more. He knew that the WWE Championship belt was all but his now.


He had delivered a devastating spine buster to John and had just delivered The Pedigree, his finishing move when the lights went off in the entire stadium.


“What the hell!” he said in a defiant shout.
A single voice was heard all throughout the stadium at that point and time. “Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”


One week later Batista was having a wonderful and dominating tag team fight with his good friend Rey Mysterio. The duo had been dominating Orlando Jordon and JBL.


Mysterio had already delivered his signature 619 to JBL, but the wrestling god had avoided the three count. He tagged in Orlando who gave it to Rey.


With all his energy, Rey tagged the animal in and all hell broke loose on Orlando.


Just as Batista was giving Jordon the Batista Bomb…the lights went out in the stadium.


Rey thought it might be the Undertaker…but no gong was sounded. Then a voice emerged from all of the darkness…”Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”

Now this was starting to happen to all the wrestlers, they began to ponder what the hell was going on.


Was a fan doing this, was this a joke of Mr. McMahon’s? Yet no clear explanation was ever deduced.

Hewie was proud of himself; he had spread the word that wrestling was a gay sport. He knew it would only take a matter of time before everyone saw it his way. He was even surprised when he got a letter stating that a few fans wanted to see him and discuss how they were going to better destroy gay wrestlers. He let his grandpa drop him at the place where the meeting was and the left him. As he entered the building he was greeted with a 619 to the face!!! Rey Mysterio, Batista, Orlando Jordon, JBL, Triple H and John Cena all looked down at the helpless ten year old. They knew he would never forget this cut-ass he was about to receive. Hewie could only thing as he received the Batista bomb. “Who told them?” Hewie’s grandfather and older brother could only laugh at him when he finally came back home busted and beated.

[theundeadhero]

I don't see any pictures.


Overall I'm surprised at the lack of participation in this. The winner will be announced tomorrow.

[fire_of_avalon]

I say give it more time. For example, I just found out about it.

[VorpalCyberWolf]

A Long Time ago in a Galazy far, far away, another Star Wars Movie came out, it had various many new vehicals and it was to the extent of all the cool stuff that people say would be on an FFVII remake of sorts. It was opening night and they preceded through the epic tale to the final fight sequence...



It was Luke Vs. Vader in the revolutionary Death Star Shopping Mall



The Battle struggled endlessly



And Endlessly



And Endlessly...



Luke used the force to throw a small kitten at vader...



But it had no Use...

Vader Retaliated using his own control of the force to throw a large bird that was walking around back at Luke...



It was effective... but not enough



Of Course this made the bird angry





And it retaliated...



Stirking Down the foes



Though to little effect



Then ran off to it's escape



The Dark Lord and his lowly son finally decided to go into their dreadful lego forms.



and proceded with thier epic battle



Then, Suddenly, there shined a shiny Sean Connery



Who Blew everyone up with his Atomic Eye Laser Beams



The Credits Rolled



The Movie was a Hit, and everyone was celebrating. Later it was nominated for an Academy Award for the best lego fight sequence in a cheesey epic remake film. However, horror struck the world (Errm... "Galaxy...") of Star Wars Fans... George Lucas, the superior matermind was not able to recieve the long awaited Oscar because he was in a fatal car accident.



Though not all is bad... the epic remake will forever live on due to its success and the tragedy that is now linked to it.

[theundeadhero]

I say give it more time. For example, I just found out about it.

They've known about it for nearly a month

I'll extend it to Tuesday in hopes for more replies.