Ah screw it, my story ain't funny.
Ah screw it, my story ain't funny.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
It doesn't have to be funny to win. A good story would win without humor.
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I forgot I extended this until Tuesday.
I hereby declare Bad Karma the winner!
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Wow, I didn't even know this was going on xD
That makes me feel warm and Spiffy inside.
Yay Bad Karma! Woo!
Signature by rubah. I think.
Could this please be unstickied?
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Am I Gay?
Am I Gay?
Cloud Strife was a normal young man with dreams ahead of him, he had a girlfriend Tifa, a good life in Midgar, everything was going great.
Until that day....
Cloud was caught wearing drag by Aeris, she just thought it was a joke and laughed at him. Cloud quickly ran away and changed into his purple overalls.
All the signs were finally coming together...
Cloud started wearing tight shirts, he gelled his hair differently, heck he even bought a Bike which had a label on the side saying "Bikes For Homos"
After Tifa finally found out that Cloud was maybe gay, she got real mad...
Tifa then confronted him and asked Cloud if he was homosexual or not, Cloud said....."Yes! I am Gay, ok! im sorry but its my life and I can be Gay or not, ok!?"...Tifa replied "Fine...*sniff sniff*....", then Cloud walked off with his head down, he obviously felt for Tifa but now there is someone else for Cloud....
Cloud left Midgar to search for this "someone else"...leaving behind all his friends and thought of all the girls he could've had if he wasnt homo.
On his way to find "someone else" he come across Yazoo...
Yazoo said "Hey! Its Cloud the moron of morons, what is your business coming down this way!?" Cloud replied "Im on my quest to find my special someone" Yazoo quickly replied "You DO mean a female special someone dont you?!" Cloud said "No *shrugs his shoulders* Im trying to find "him", Yazoo said shockingly "wha..? Cloud Strife is gay.....now I can tell you what Ive kept locked up inside for years and years, Im suprised nobody figured this out, me not having girlfriends, me drinking wine instead of beer at bars, yes Cloud! I am gay too!" Cloud replied "Good for you...im off, bye" Yazoo grabbed Cloud.."No Cloud "he" will be mine, not yours!" Cloud and Yazoo fought and fought to decide who gets "him" as there special man...
Cloud won with pride. Finally he got to the location of...
Sephiroth! Cloud always knew he was gay, although Seph acted macho and had that whole "im going to destroy the earth" look, he was nothing more than a single gay guy looking for someone to love. Cloud told Seph the story behind Cloud being gay and the feelings he had for Seph.
Once enemies, Cloud and Seph became friends, and then better friends, then good friends, then excellent friends, then...
LOVERS!
THE END
Hate to break it to you but the contest is over.
Does mine still count, the one above?Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage
The winner has already been decided. Too late.
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Aw. You can't expect people to write stories, though.
Why is this stickied again
there was a picture here
It is the will of Eizonefef.
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