EOFF RPG Giveaway contest Part IV (WIn Chrono Trigger for the SNES)

[Skarr]

Hewie was a young man with a mission…to stop gay people from taking over the world. He was only ten years old, so his imagination went pretty far. His grandfather and older brother didn’t help him at all. In fact, they ridiculed him for his thoughts. “I’ll show them what I mean, I’ll show them.” He said to himself.


The Game (Triple H) was finally doing away with John Cena. He was taking all that Cena could dish out and more. He knew that the WWE Championship belt was all but his now.


He had delivered a devastating spine buster to John and had just delivered The Pedigree, his finishing move when the lights went off in the entire stadium.


“What the hell!” he said in a defiant shout.
A single voice was heard all throughout the stadium at that point and time. “Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”


One week later Batista was having a wonderful and dominating tag team fight with his good friend Rey Mysterio. The duo had been dominating Orlando Jordon and JBL.


Mysterio had already delivered his signature 619 to JBL, but the wrestling god had avoided the three count. He tagged in Orlando who gave it to Rey.


With all his energy, Rey tagged the animal in and all hell broke loose on Orlando.


Just as Batista was giving Jordon the Batista Bomb…the lights went out in the stadium.


Rey thought it might be the Undertaker…but no gong was sounded. Then a voice emerged from all of the darkness…”Ya’ll nigga’s are gay.”

Now this was starting to happen to all the wrestlers, they began to ponder what the hell was going on.


Was a fan doing this, was this a joke of Mr. McMahon’s? Yet no clear explanation was ever deduced.

Hewie was proud of himself; he had spread the word that wrestling was a gay sport. He knew it would only take a matter of time before everyone saw it his way. He was even surprised when he got a letter stating that a few fans wanted to see him and discuss how they were going to better destroy gay wrestlers. He let his grandpa drop him at the place where the meeting was and the left him. As he entered the building he was greeted with a 619 to the face!!! Rey Mysterio, Batista, Orlando Jordon, JBL, Triple H and John Cena all looked down at the helpless ten year old. They knew he would never forget this cut-ass he was about to receive. Hewie could only thing as he received the Batista bomb. “Who told them?” Hewie’s grandfather and older brother could only laugh at him when he finally came back home busted and beated.