Die Hard is a Christmas classic up there with the Snowman and the Grinch. Bruce Willis is sexual. I rest my case.
Die Hard is a Christmas classic up there with the Snowman and the Grinch. Bruce Willis is sexual. I rest my case.
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OMG! Such a hunk of a manI remember having a dream about him and it was so damm real! I was at a movie premire (how I dunno!) and he hugged me when I shouted for an autograph and I could smell and feel the leather jacket he was wearing! It was amazing ... then I woke sodding up
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Q: bruce willis outacted by a kid?
Yeah I think so
...Geddit?
"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."Originally Posted by Psychotic
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Jesus gives birth to a monkey with a human nose.Originally Posted by Rye
My family watches Die Hard every Christmas Eve.Originally Posted by Pure Strife
Armageddon, Fifth Element, Sixth Sense, he's done it all! BW is the man.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
I don't think I've ever seen a movie that Bruce was in that I did not like. Bruce rocks. Even in Moonlighting.![]()
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Yeah he really has done it all. I personally ADORE him in the Fifth Element. That's such a cool movie. :3
THE MEW HATH NO NEED OF A SIG >:3
MY top five Bruce Willis movies
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Die Hard
3. Unbreakable
4. Twelve Monkeys
5. Sin City
You guys do know that he's released two albums and he even has a "Greatest Hits". Singing, not really his strongest aspect.![]()
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Remember that old perverted woman I posted about? You shouldn't, I told you not to read that post. Anyway, when I was in hospital, I didn't fix her headphones for her when she was watching die hard. Because of her disgraceful behaviour. So she had to watch die hard without sound. That'll teach her not to mess with me.
He was also the protagonist of a gimmicky PlayStation game called Apocalypse.
<img src="http://www.playstation.jp/products/software/jacket.php?l=slpm86271" title="It's the Bruce Willis action movie YOU PLAY!">
<img src="http://www.playstation.jp/products/software/jacket.php?l=slpm86271b" title="No, it's not what you're thinking. Although I'm pretty sure Bruce has been in plenty of zany Japanese commercials, this game was developed and released domestically by good red-blooded Americans. It's just that it's much easier to find high-res scans of Japanese game packaging.">
I forgot how yippee ki ay was spelled so I looked it up, I c&p'ed it and for whatever reason, mother was censored, I only just noticed that lolOriginally Posted by Psychotic