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    Default Uncyclopedia Entry : FF2

    Inspired by the other Topic in the FF1 forum, I decided to make an uncyclopedia entry for the ever-beloved FF2. It needs editing and pics however.

    Enjoy all.
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    That's hilarious. Hail Captain Maxx Power, master of Bards.

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    so did you write the FF1 one, or were you just inspired by it. Very funny, but since ive seen those about a bunch of games it makes it hard to believe you wrote it. If you did congrats though, quite funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stayin Dizzy
    so did you write the FF1 one, or were you just inspired by it. Very funny, but since ive seen those about a bunch of games it makes it hard to believe you wrote it. If you did congrats though, quite funny
    No, I didn't write the FF1. Yes, I did write the FF2 one on my own. I'm not one to claim credit for others work. A couple of the gags are from movies and songs and such however.
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    I had to stop reading the article about a sixteenth way through because I was laughing too much and I would undoubtedly be thrown out of the library if I continued reading it.

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    seems very good. ill read it all of the way through later. congratulations on making this.
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    That's a classic.

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    Shame on you for not making more jokes about Ultima.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJZen
    Shame on you for not making more jokes about Ultima.
    I count two. Should I include seven?
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    At least

    Ultima's effects are mysterious and are rumored to be directly related to the number of Chuck N0rris jokes told in battle.

    Ultima is not actually in the game's code. There is only the illusion of casting Ultima.

    Ultima is an anagram of Mat Uli, a famous Swedish explorer who was made famous for funding his expeditions solely by making derisive remarks about other explorers and how pathetic they are.

    Ultima's power cannot be expressed in terms that mortals can understand. The closest approximation is the film Naqoyqatsi.

    The Nissan Altima directly stole the name Ultima. The one letter difference is simply engrish.

    In concept art, Ultima is represented by the face of Bob Dobbs. It is widely believed that this shows how Ultima is in keeping with the teachings of the Church of the Subgenius.

    In late 2000, NASA explained that they had to develop a custom chip to allow otherworldly spirits to pass into the Final Fantasy II cartridge which would allow the game to include Ultima. It cost almost $2,000,000 and twice as many lives, but in the end, many believe it was worth it.

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    Done.
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    does snape really kill dumbledore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marc
    does snape really kill dumbledore?
    Yes. Some people knew before the book was released, and ran up and down the quese of people waiting to buy it with T-shirts saying 'Snape kills Dumbledore'.

    That entry was good as well.

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    My standard party joke actually revolves around the Snape Kills Dumbeldore.

    Q: How do you ruin a franchise in three words?
    A: Snape Kills Dumbledore.
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    Someone actually had that in their signature. Didn't ruin the book for me, though. Not by a long shot.

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