How you doin'?
How you doin'?
My love for you's like Diariah, I just can't hold it in.
How did you get through security, cause baby your the bomb.
You must of fallen from heavan, cause you got nice cans.
Do you use windex on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger id pick you...
RUSKIES LIVES!
Hello there, wanna play?
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
this is actually a pick up line my friend made up or he thinks he made up:
I wanna hit ur iceburg and go down like the titanic
I dont know if anyone has heard that one or not but i laughed the first time i heard it lol
Always buckle up! It will make it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
You have a the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
Never drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your beer.
did it hurt?
when you fell from heaven
lawlz
and
if i could re-write the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "I" together :P
yeah.....
asdfghjkl;'
you and I meeting reminds me of a movie, wanna go to lunch?
Got any Bert in you? Want some?
I know you must be tired, because you have been running through my mind ALL night!
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
"Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."
Fregging Ingenious.
This one, applied correctly, may actually have a prayer on the "laugh and talk" angle
What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.
You must be a parking ticket because you have fine written all over you
If you were a burger, you would be called Mcgorgeous
Baby you like what you see cus I like waht i see on my bedrooom floor
You must drink a lot of milk, because you look like you do a body good.
Your name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your name must be Gillette, because you look like the best a man can get.
I thought it went "It's not rape if you yell suprise!" then the other rule is "Dead girls can't say no!" I know I know, Im horrible.Originally Posted by Psychotic
I've always been partial to "Nice shoes, wanna smurf" Myself.
OHEMGEE! Cap'n's a perv!
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
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