pick up lines

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

girl, you smell like fritos thats why im giving you this hungy stare
stop drop and roll baby cause you on fire
i bet your magicaly delicous like a bowl of lucky charms
your so hot your gonna melt
do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again
i wanna be your krakatoa let my lava flow all over you
your absolutely pefect dont speak you might spoil it
your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet
i wana be your love torpedo
you must be jamacan cause your jamacan me crazy
i bet your outfit makes a lot of noise at dinner
id like to take you home right now so you can meet my mom

[NeoCracker]

You've ehard I wanna be your lover by wierd al, havn't you?

[iamthespeakerforthedead]

yes i own it

[mooglebunni608]

I've lost my number, can I have yours?
Those pants look becoming on you, and if I was on you I'd be coming, too

[Momiji]

You've ehard I wanna be your lover by weird al, havn't you?

Yeah, I own it too. The thing is, most of the pickup lines in this thread are from that song....with an exception of some.

Here's one, courtesy of Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day--
"Approach someone you've never seen before and say,"Hi! Wanna have sex and get married? *pause* Sorry."

[Lost Number]

I've lost my number, can I have yours?

Damn I gotta memorize that.

[War Angel]

"Hey there. It is clear you want the [-rude substitute word for 'penis' that I would get banned for posting here, and rightly so!-], so let us make arrangements!"

(while she's talking, eating or drinking) "I could show you a much better use for that mouth of yours."

"How about I give you something other than my autograph?"

[McLovin']

If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. (i like this one)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

[Jess]

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

Gosh! :grinpink:

[Bowser]

People tell me I could be a carpenter, because I really know how to screw.
I ain't Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

[Trumpet Thief]

Albedo: "Hey little girl, want some candy?" or "Miss, do you know where Main Street is?". *laughs maniacally*

Trowa: Ugh...

[Mittopotahis]

I'm just gonna throw something out there, you can either take it and run, or throw it right back at me....I wanna be on you....I mean....I wanna be on you!

Good ol' Anchorman.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
(Why?)
'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Ew....I just got it.....

[VorpalCyberWolf]

"Quit undressing me with your eyes! Ermm... I mean..."

[Anaisa]

Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.

That reminds me, you sent me a PM an asked me if I could smell chloroform! Anyway, I don't need pick up lines. When your as irresistible as me, you don't need to give people any encouragement.

[Death Penalty]

Hey baby Im hot your hot. If we wnated we could make it as hot as July