so who thinks they have a good pick up line? well lets see it here on this thread. for ex. i wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
pick up lines
so who thinks they have a good pick up line? well lets see it here on this thread. for ex. i wish i was cross eyed so i could see you twice.
Look a bouncing monkey!!!! :meatwad: :mastersha:frylock:
chaos: My name is Trumpet Thief.
Rubedo: And the girl will reply: "THE Trumpet Thief? OMG, like wanna go out!"
I wish you were a door knocker, so then I could bang you all day long.
I just got a new library card can I check you out?
Did your father steal the stars out the skys and put them in your eyes
The clothes look good on you baby, But they would look eve better on my bedroom floor
Use your legs when picking things up, never your back.
Take care all.
Quick, somebody post the chloroform one.
Hello. Want to be my girlfriend? :ghost:
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Hey baby, I'm famous on the internet. Well, on one site. Well, half of that site, I have no business "South of the border" as we like to call it, ha ha ha! :laugh:
I get like, three a night.
You raped them didnt you Psychotic
"It's not rape if you pay them!" that's what my mother always used to say.
How did I guess
If you were icecream, I'd eat you with a fork.
(I dunno...)
"Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long" is my favourite. I read it in Mr. MILF's LJ!
Its if you were ice cream I would lick you clean
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"Originally Posted by Levian
*hi fives LevLev*
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