If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. (i like this one)

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.