Your pops must have played the trumpet, because your makin me horny:meditate:
Your pops must have played the trumpet, because your makin me horny:meditate:
Your so fly I need a net to cathc you
Who the hell catches flys with nets?!Originally Posted by Death Penalty
Butterfly net
Oh I was about to use that pick up line on you too, good thing I didn't!Who the hell catches flys with nets?!
Then that would be: "Your so Butterfly, I need a net to catch you....."You'll have to think of another one now.
-Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
-If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
-If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
-Congratulations! you've been voted "most beautiful girl in this room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Your dad must be a baker, 'cause you got nice buns
I think heaven's missing an angel
My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it
Nice one!
What's really bad is that I've heard people try and actually use these....
It truly is a sad thing, isn't it Sammie?
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
hey baby uhm check this out, why don't you come back to my place and i'll show you why my last girlfriend didn't charge me rent...
lol i got that from Wild and Out or ehrm no i mean I came up with it *cough cough*
'You want apologies, girl you might hold your breath, until your breathing stops...forever,forever. The only thing you'll get, is this curse on your lips, I hope it tastes of ME forever.'~ Falloutboy
if you actually use a line from here, you deserve to be single.
Look a bouncing monkey!!!! :meatwad: :mastersha:frylock:
"My favourite number is 6 ... please tell me yours is 9 ..."
SMACK! CreepyI hate scary chatup lines.
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