New much?

[Rachel is the ish.]

That's right. I'm new.

Be nice to me?......and i'll love you forever.

[Trumpet Thief]

chaos: Welcome to EOFF! And enjoy your stay!

Trowa: Cool name. *sits and stares and sits and stares*

Rubedo: Of course we will be nice to you.

Albedo: Hehe... of course we will... *laughs maniacally*

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Welcome! Have fun!!!

[XxSephirothxX]

Hello Hello. :}

[Twisted Tinkerbell]

Hi, welcome to EOFF.

[Psychotic]

You'll love me forever if I am nice to you? Well, that sounds like a contractual agreement enforceable in a court of law if ever there was one!

Rachel, you are the greatest person ever, and your signature is jolly. Now you have to love me forever, sucker! uh, I mean....sucker of lollipops, which is no bad thing.

[Jebus]

You'll love me forever if I am nice to you? Well, that sounds like a contractual agreement enforceable in a court of law if ever there was one!

Rachel, you are the greatest person ever, and your signature is jolly. Now you have to love me forever, sucker! uh, I mean....sucker of lollipops, which is no bad thing.

Under certain circumstances, Rachel's statement can be considered a verbal contract, which in some cases can hold the force of law if it can be proven, and in this case it can.

I can draw up a contract for you, but I will require you to grant me your power of attorney, as well as 10% of all damages if you successfully sue someone for any reason (except if you sue me, in which case I get 100% of the property and damages awarded.)

[Hambone]

I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired of "I'm new" threads. Welcome though.

[Psychotic]

Under certain circumstances, Rachel's statement can be considered a verbal contract, which in some cases can hold the force of law if it can be proven, and in this case it can.

I can draw up a contract for you, but I will require you to grant me your power of attorney, as well as 10% of all damages if you successfully sue someone for any reason (except if you sue me, in which case I get 100% of the property and damages awarded.)

Well, your sig features a smarmy looking man in a purple suit, and a giant floating arm (also clothed in a purple suit) which convinces me you know what you're doing. You're hired!

I hereby bestow upon Jebus/Charles Dickens my power of attorney.

[Jebus]

Very well, I'll get started on the paperwork. I'll let you know when I'm finished.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Hi! Welcome, and just so you know, (almost) everybody will be nice to you, including me.

[Denmark]

I have a court order that prohibits me from posting in newbie threads.

[Zeromus_X]

Welcome! And you better love kitties!

[FallenAngel411]

Hallo new person! The mew welcomes you to EoFF!! :3

[lovehurts]

HELLO!