Monty Python: A trivial thread

[DynasticJam]

Right the answer is...Gervaise Brook-Hampster

[Despotus]

You know you got it, Tommy. Post the next question. And, honestly guys, there are only about 5 of us even answering on this thread. So, if we all piss off and wait for someone else to come and post, the thread will just sit (Eric) idle and sink into oblivion. Be greedy selfish pigs, like me.

[DynasticJam]

Okay, right, next question. A bit tougher this time... Name the three members of the spanish inquisition!

[The Captain]

Cardinals Ximinez, Fang, and Biggles!

What was St. John Limbo an expert of?

Take care all.

[Avathar]

ST. JOHN LIMBO - POETRY EXPERT

How many times did the Swamp Castle sank into the swamp?^_^

[DynasticJam]

3 times?

[Avathar]

Indeed (the third time it even first fell over, THAN sank into the swamp )

What's the name of the castle in Cornwall, which sir Bedevere believes its name is St. Aaaaaaaaarrrrggghh's? ^_^

[Despotus]

Indeed, it's St. Ives. But Avathar, since Tommy guessed the answer to your last riddle, it is his turn to post the next one. Never post two questions in a row!!!! The person who answers your question correctly has the priveledge of posting the next question! Go Tommy!

[DynasticJam]

Very well...Erm... Im afrad Im no good with questions, so bare with me. Erm... Okay how many different cheeses does John Cleese name in the cheese shop sketch? That'll give you a bit of a challange hopefully.

[Despotus]

Very well...Erm... Im afrad Im no good with questions, so bare with me. Erm... Okay how many different cheeses does John Cleese name in the cheese shop sketch? That'll give you a bit of a challange hopefully.

A bit of a challenge? Yikes! But, thank you anyway for making me watch that skit 3 times! I counted 43 different cheeses, but I will wait for confirmation.

EDIT: Eh, Tommy? Anybody else know for sure?

EDIT2: Ah, smurf it. If I'm wrong, I'll pass it back over to you. I don't want the thread to get all moldy.

What are some of the "signs" of the Apocalypse according to the three "prophets" you see on stage in the Life of Brian? List at least 4 of them!!

[Despotus]

I notice there are a lot of Monty Python fans on this forum, but few of them seem to be able to answer questions from the t.v. series, so let's change the rules a bit. From now on only questions from the Python movies, okay? Hopefully, that'll let more people participate. I'll edit the first post on the thread to reflect the change, too.

The current riddle as stated above, asks you to name at least 4 signs of the apocolyptic prophecies that the 3 bizarre prophets in Life of Brian were going on about before Brian fell onto one of them. Hell, I'll even give you one of them to start off:
1. The whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent...

3 more plz...