"What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them!" "Burn 'em up!"
"And what do you burn apart from witches"
"More witches!" "Wood!"
"So, why do witches burn?"
"Because they're made of wood?"
"Goood. Now, how do you tell whether she is made of wood."
"Build a bridge out of her?"
"Ahh, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh, yeah."
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No, no, it floats." "Throw her into the pond!"
"No. Now what else floats in water"
"Bread?" "Apples?" "Cider?" "Gra- gravy?" "Small rocks?" "Churches?" "Lead?"
"A duck."
"Exactly. So, logically..."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
"And, therefore..."
"A witch!"
Totally bullet-proof logic if you ask me.
Question: What question does the old man from scene 24 (the keeper of the bridge of death) ask to Sir Robin that gets Robin cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril?
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