Everything and anything out of my dad's mouth usually consists of something negative about me. Apparently I'm not good enough for his royal highness? I hate how I can't speak to him, because if I do speak, he usually finds something to yell at me for. Even if all I say is, "I need a fork," he'll yell at me.

My mom on the other hand is pretty cool, she is a little annoying, always waking me up from my naps. Also, she tried forcing me to take birth control once because she though I was having sex, but I wasn't. It was retarded, I date a guy for a week and I'm suppose to be having sex with him?