
Originally Posted by
Tavrobel
Kefka is also the best one. As far as characters and similaritiy goes, you'll find the same cliches in most stories.
The only way to get someone different, is to have a fat, sadistic, marijuana smoking and crack addict, who is blatantly homosexual at first sight, purple hair, plays Dungeons and Dragons, fights evil with a giant, oversized Spanish Textbook, is afraid of guns and tools, who speaks only with quotes from the Bible, dies multiple times during the game, has a Jesus complex, rides a quarterstaff as his airship, cusses when talking normally, has an Asian accent, speaks his quotes in leetspeak, fights the ubernewber secret hidden boss, known only as C-huck N-orris, kills Jack Bauer with sentox nerve gas, posts at EoFF regularly throughout the game, political idiot who thinks George Bush is God, is not a hypocrite, always right, missing a leg, has a permanently broken arm, never cries, dies from cancer, is randomly removed from the game every five minutes, including during a battle, glitches when he is in the party when the game saves, is named a random name without vowels in it, has a best friend who does nothing but lie on the ground and tries to listen to dead people talk under the ground, smiles all the time, is emo beyond words, is actually female, and kills God.
Any questions?