Jeffree <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> Star

[Teek]

http://www.myspace.com/jeffreestar

Who else is a huge fan? I'm her biggest. Over summer I'm going to all of her outings. As you can see on my own Myspace account, I am friends with both Jeffree Star and Bobby Trendy. I am their #1 fan.

My favorite song is "Straight Boys", but Hollywood Undead feat. Jeffree Star's "Turn out the Lights" is still the best.

Which <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"> looks most gorgeous: the pink hair or the bleached-blonde?

Discuss!

[Shoeberto]

Picture Jeffree Star riding a sled so fast over a jump so big that he flies up into the air and just keeps going off into space and then he wakes up in a cold sweat and it was all a nightmare because his father was an astronaut who died in a sledding accident but he just fractured his skull and didn't fly off into space or anything.

[Psychotic]

Picture Jeffree Star trying to ask for directions at a hotdog stand and the guy has a really thick Mexican accent that Jeffree Star can't understand but Jeffree Star just pretends he can understand it because he doesn't want to keep asking the guy to repeat himself and because he doesn't know where he's going he drives around for another twenty minutes and then stops at a gas station and gets in line for the register being run by a white woman and then she turns out to be Hungarian and he can't understand her either so he just goes home and calls his friend who he was supposed to take to a Boogie Boarding competition and says he has food poisoning.

[Flying Mullet]

Picture Jeffree Star.

[Raistlin]

"We Want <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">" is my favorite . And the pink hair is hot.

[Shoeberto]

Picture Jeffree Star running late for work and spending three minutes looking everywhere for his keys and then realizing that they were in his other hand, and then picture him explaining it to his boss and they both have a laugh about it because his boss is a pretty laid back guy.

[Teek]

Picture Hsu stealing directly from SomethingAwful.

[Emerald Aeris]

I wish I could be beautiful like the QUEEN OF THE BEAUTIFULS JEFFREE!

^___________^

Pink hair is, like, way better.

[Shoeberto]

Picture Hsu stealing directly from SomethingAwful.

Hey, I had a temporary partner in crime. Can't help that I'm far too lazy to actually learn about what you're linking to.

[Teek]

Heh, settle. Just kiddin'.

[Epiphany]

Before Jeffree Star became a "Myspace God" he was on an online journal thingy I use called Melodramatic. Everyone bummed him and I thought it was quite silly. I'm all for someone appreciating themselves, but arrogance gets on my nerves, and Mr. Star has lots of it.
As for the music part, ugh. My poor, poor ears.

[Teek]

MS. Star.

[Epiphany]

It. Star.