Mirror Eel, must you ruin everyone's fun by pointing things out? "Oh, Neel and DP are having an April Fool's!" "Oh, Psy is pseudo-bitter!" "Oh, Crash wasn't really an orang-utan part of an experiment to see if they could be taught to use the internet!"

I bet you're the little girl that went around telling all the other kids that Santa isn't real. Can't you let us believe in a little bit of magic now and again?