Originally Posted by Hsu
Originally Posted by Hsu
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
I want to wait with sex until after Final Fantasy XII has been released.
I was with this dude... he said it was meaningful... next thing I know, he has a book written about him and millions worship him.
WAY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!
(A bit over 18, wasn't meaningful, wasn't fun, but it was about damned time)
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
Long story tons of people have heard over and over again - the short version.
- Met a guy online
- Fell in love
- Flew up to Michigan six months later
- Lost my virginity to him the third night I was there at the age of 18 during ( He was 17 )
I remember making a thread about it in EoEE about whether or not I should go through with losing my virginity or not just to see what others thought of it. x_x
And by the way - if you have sex with someone that you feel comfortable around it can be one of the most rewarding experiences. Sometimes its mental and brings you closer and sometimes its just to get frustration out when you're angry or you try new things and discover new things about yourself. Either way - good times.
That'll be another 5 years then?Originally Posted by Levian
At least.
ha!Originally Posted by Rye
Str8 Pimpin'
still waiting on that girlfriend thing to go through first ya know?
Making a slow come back since 2008
well i lost mine at 14 bad i no but am not proud of it
...........perhaps I should have looked to see if other people can view my poll response before I voted..........
Does raping beavers tentacle-style count?
If so, then no.
If not, then... still nope.
I'm a virgin... even though every girl within a 700 miles radius wants to have sex with me so badly that they would do ANYTHING just to get it on for 1 min, because I'm soooooooo damn SEXYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!
However... I'm also very picky. So I'll only do it with the best of the best hotties. Too bad, it seems like none of those exists within my 700 mile sex-magnet radius.
Yeah, probably. I'll just need to find out HOW I'm supposed to make it reach futher. Of course, I could just create my own TV-show with the title "Watch this program if you are a hot chick" that I'll send worldwide! In the TV-show, I'll just appear on the screen for a while, doing my sexy indian rain-dance and some other attracting things to spread my undeniable hottness into the hearts of all the hot girls who are watching the show. Then, I'll arrange a gigantic worldwide hottness competition were the winner gets to have sex with me... if she's looking good enough.Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
With a show that only "hot chicks" can watch, the ratings will be really low. It would be a race against time to find one before the show got cancelled.Originally Posted by Ultima Shadow
Do you seriously think they could cancel something "I" come up with?Originally Posted by Anaisa
Also, everyone are allowed to watch it. It's just that all hot chicks absolutely MUST watch it.