April Fool's! (2006)

[Resha]

Maybe someone cast Life on him. Probably some sod like Tidus with nothing better to do.

[lovehurts]

Linus became a cow and now lives on a dairy farm...
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.
CAN YOU HEAR THE DISTANT MOOING!...?

[Linus]

Ok, yes, it's really me, but if you guys don't believe it, I don't know any other way to prove it except for a nice haiku.

Mister Holmes still sucks,
I hope that he dies of AIDS
And then we party.

And Leeza's right, I was NPC, but I was also The Chrono Cross, and also Nesbitt, but those were back in 2000. I played Kross in Magestar, the ORPG!

I once left a message on Cid's cellphone when I was 13, uhh, I met Chickencha and Kalen in a bowling alley in Lee's Summit, Missouri. Chickencha got lost and went to my grandmother's house first, so my parents and grandparents met him before I did.

[Psychotic]

My god, it truly is Linus!

[Lost Number]

*bows in the presence of Linus*

[lovehurts]

Ok, yes, it's really me, but if you guys don't believe it, I don't know any other way to prove it except for a nice haiku.

Mister Holmes still sucks,
I hope that he dies of AIDS
And then we party.

And Leeza's right, I was NPC, but I was also The Chrono Cross, and also Nesbitt, but those were back in 2000. I played Kross in Magestar, the ORPG!

I once left a message on Cid's cellphone when I was 13, uhh, I met Chickencha and Kalen in a bowling alley in Lee's Summit, Missouri. Chickencha got lost and went to my grandmother's house first, so my parents and grandparents met him before I did.

WHo the hell is this ass hole!?

GET LOST!

WE WANT THE REAL LINUS.

The real linus is 10th tall and is built like a tank and once saved 10 chickens from a burning barn!

YOU AINT LINUS!

GET LOST POSER!

WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!
WE WANT THE REAL LINUS!!!

[Miriel]

*bows in the presence of Linus*

...oh sheesh.

I say Linus has uncontrollable flatulence and needs a fart pad.

[NeoCracker]

I'd prefer this linus over the one you described

[Linus]

...

[lovehurts]

Ok now that we have summoned him home...what happens. Do we have a big party and rule the world under his command?

[Shoeberto]

LSG

What a sight for sore eyes

[Linus]

*bows in the presence of Linus*

...oh sheesh.

I say Linus has uncontrollable flatulence and needs a fart pad.

Here's another thing to prove it's me, but maybe you don't remember.

I added you as a friend on facebook once, Miriel, and you declined.

[lovehurts]

*bows in the presence of Linus*

...oh sheesh.

I say Linus has uncontrollable flatulence and needs a fart pad.

Here's another thing to prove it's me, but maybe you don't remember.

I added you as a friend on facebook once, Miriel, and you declined.

Even I knew that....get lost poser.

Linus died saving children from a burning building...YOU'RE NO LINUS.

[Miriel]

Here's another thing to prove it's me, but maybe you don't remember.

I added you as a friend on facebook once, Miriel, and you declined.

What? No you didn't. O_o

[Lost Number]

Linus, HOOTERS, PiP, Cid...
The ledgends of EoFF. Now ive seen 3 outta 4.