What colour are your nails?
Just regular nails at the moment. Except for two of them which have a new type of nail polish on them and it's a very light pearly pink. I received a sample pack of stick on polish that you just peel and stick on. It works great! I've had the stuff on for almost a week already with no chipping, peeling or anything! Usually I have on a sparkly clear polish or some shade of pink.

Do they have pretty little stars on them?
No. If I did they wouldn't last long because of doing dishes, etc. I hate to wear gloves, but this new polish stays on.

Or are they just plain transparent?
Yes, eight of them are plain at the moment.

Are they long? Or are they short?
No. I can never get them to grow too long and at the moment they are quite short.

And just to have one more question, are your fingers fat?
No.