I'd rush in with a diet pills that made you super crazy skinny in a matter of seconds but you'd have to 1.) Sell your soul to the devil and 2.) You act like a crack head during a sugar rush.
"RIIIIIIIDEEEE THE SNAKEEEE!~" I'd scream in merriment as a voice over with a deep tone echoed in the abyss that is this cruel, dark world.
-insert dramatic music-
Without your permission or knowledge I'd jam the pills down your throat then run down the street singing, "HEEERE I COME TO SAAAVE THE DAAAY!".
So now you are safe of being a fatty but you're still caught in the flaming building and spazzing like a freak of nature.
Hope that helps!! <3333
