If you weighed 500 pounds how would you try to loose it all

[friedpork]

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

and how does someone actually get so fat anyways???

[Dignified Pauper]

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

and how does someone actually get so fat anyways???

a combination of 2 of the 7 deadly sins.

Sloth and Gluttony.

You fatties should be completely ashamed. You're all obviously going to burn in the fiery bowels of damnation and Hell that are never mentioned as such in the bible, but only as a place distant from God. Enjoy the grey lake of fire and ash that are only rumors!

[Calliope]

I'd play Stairmaster To Heaven.

[Anaisa]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

[Evastio]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

Killing yourself would be really painful though. Unless you used a lazerbath. How would you like to buy one for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine?

[Shiny]

Taking really, really, long and hot showers would help too. It's like a steam room only not. Although you'd probably die from it...I almost did...

[Avathar]

Or

- Just going for the world record Fattest Human in history

^_^

[Anaisa]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

Killing yourself would be really painful though. Unless you used a lazerbath. How would you like to buy one for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine?

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.

[Evastio]

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.

I didn't even say what I wanted ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine of. Besides, the lazers would kill you so quickly that you won't feel a thing.

[mooglebunni608]

hmmm
I would go jump off a cliff. then all the fat would go smoosh! and it would all disapear and I'd be so skinny no one would ever see me again nyahaha!

[Burtsplurt]

Cycling.

[Avathar]

Or

take it easy!

[Anaisa]

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.

I didn't even say what I wanted ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine of. Besides, the lazers would kill you so quickly that you won't feel a thing.

Well, you said "buy one" naturally I assumed you were talking money. But even if you were asking for strands of grass, I still wouldn't go for it.