If you weighed 500 pounds how would you try to loose it all

[Yuffie514]

i'm too lazy too do any kind of work. it's either liposuction or tummy tuck. then again, i'd hate to go under any knife, so - maybe i can try some diet program.

[Hambone]

I would be too lazy to exercise and fat people kick ass. You can use their tummies to jump on like a trampoline.

[nik0tine]

I'd fad diet.

[The Devourer Of Worlds]

Stop eating children, because that's the only plausible explanation as to how someone could get that large.

[Obsidian]

I don't know how this would happen to me... It would have to be a scenario like that urban legend about the kidney removal. Except the other way around, and with fat.

I'd probably just get lipo.

[marc]

I would use my weight to end starvation the world over.

[KH-Cloudy]

Diet Soda

[Shlup]

I'd just keep eating until I died.

[Despotus]

Take a LAZERBATH IN A LAZERBATHTUB!!!!!!!

Wait... I haven't told you guys what a lazerbath is have I? Basically it's a highly specialized bathtub that uses lazers to clean off your skin instead of water. It can also be used to cut your nails, cut your hair, cut your toenails, shave, remove excess nosehairs, and stuff like that. It could also help get rid of body odours, body fat, and even body parts!!!! And best of all they're free for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!!

(Crowd stares at me silently while crickets chirp in the background when someone finally screams "Lazerbaths suck!!!!")

LOL!! That was me, Evastio!

I.M.H.O., at 500+ lbs, Gastric bypass surgery may be your best or only option. If you were down around 350 or so, maybe you should try diet and exercise.

[Dignified Pauper]

a) the Oprah way.


b)In Mother Russia, 500 lbs lose you!

[Markus. D]

go on the biggest loser !

[eestlinc]

What do you mean if?

[Ki Ki]

I would just keep on eating because food makes me happy and I would rather die happy than sad. n_____n

[Reles]

I would try to lose it. x.x I'd really like to live to my fullest. It's all about motivation and I'm easily motivated with some things, espeically getting back into exercising.

['eMeRaLdFaYe']

WoAaaHHh..500 pounds?? That would be soo much... I'd probably exercise a lot and then be careful of what I eat..u know, a diet or something... I dont wanna get a liposuction.. I would want to go back to my original weight in a careful and good way without causing too much money,.,^^