If you weighed 500 pounds how would you try to loose it all

[Anaisa]

If you managed to get thin, you'd still be left with excess saggy skin, an stretch marks. Even if you had surgery to correct the sag you'd still look a state. So I'd go with this option:

I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

Killing yourself would be really painful though. Unless you used a lazerbath. How would you like to buy one for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine?

Handing over ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine for your lazerbath, would be far more painful than death.