If I had some kind of unfinished business, or someone I needed to talk to. I have a lot of old friends I wish I could go and speak with, but can't. I'd like to do that sometime before I die. Oh and to see a bit of the world would be nice. So yes, I'd take the chance. I wouldn't do it for charity or saving someones life, but to figure out my own life instead.
Depending on my mood, I'd do one of three things:
1.) Slap Him in His face, and show Him what the hell the world is like right now, time to get up off your cloudy bearded behind!
2.) Slap Him in His face, and take over, letting my misanthropy take over from there :P
3.) Slap Him in His face, and ask if he's trying to insult my intelligence; where are the Space Kitties?!
But since I don't really belive in a God or Heaven, it doesn't really matter. Meh.
First, I would ask him, Why all the good things I did in the past always got me kicked in the face, and if those would even count, because if all the good things that never got noticed and/or ended up never coming around to give me the good side of the karma scale didn't count, I lost, so I would go see family and stuffs.
It depends on if being a nice person and giving really matters in the long run. Because at this point, it seems like the ruthless are winning.
Originally Posted by Reles
I think I would go back and enlighten the world about God and draw a picture of him.
If I somehow came into contact with a God I would be so stricken with awe and raw emotion that I would probably worship him out of pleasure anyway.
I don't take risks....
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i already take risks
but i would go out on a full looney mad head binge i would go rob a car go shooting people errmmmm have alot of sex and ride a nuclear bomb off a plane hehe
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I'd do what Miriel would do. Constantly tell him to shave and calling him a whore while being online at unearthly hours.
What is this, a job interview? Personally if I met God I'd head straight down to the church and pray and confess until I was blue in the face. Then I'd go out and help orphans, old people and so forth. To cap it off, I'd give away all my possessions to the needy. To be absolutely sure, I'd do some self-flaggelation just for good measure.
There is no signature here. Move along.
You could make this into a game show where the audience shouts GAMBLE GAMBLE
But i wouldn't gamble though
All of you would act your best though. YOu would act differently just to look good in front of God. That is like going to church just to look good....
Is this realy the right thing to do?
I'd attack the Prime Minister :)
The Prime Minister of Malaysia.
(Zoolander people will understand)
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