newzealand sucks

[Del Murder]

New Zealand has hobbits and my marriage would be over if I did not stand in support of Hobbits.

[KentaRawr!]

New Zealand has hobbits and my marriage would be over if I did not stand in support of Hobbits.

Unfortunately, it has no hobbits, only Mordor.

[Loony BoB]

That's not true, Mordor is only a small potion of New Zealand.

Fun fact: I've hiked up Mount Doom!

[Christmas]

Did u fell into the lava while trying to steal the One Ring?

[Loony BoB]

Obviously! It's a national tradition.

[Dr. Acula]

Every Kiwi has to undertake that pilgrimage the minute they turn eighteen.

[Mr Gashtacular]

nz is too far away to be considered real

[Christmas]

And to think they destory the one ring on a regular basis to save u from Sauron.