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    Default If you weighed 500 pounds how would you try to loose it all

    can be serious or ha ha-ish.

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    Exercise and eat healthy foods in a reasonable amount.
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    Chop off unimportant body parts, eg nose
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    Wow. 500 lbs. is alot of weight to lose I suggest lipo suction (which is the only time I reccommend plastic surgery) with good excercise (mostly cardio) and a special dieting that involves low meat in-take, little to no sugar in-take, and lots of grain foods. Oh and xChuckNorrisx videos.

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    Everyone seems to want to lose weight, but there's hardly any help for the people like me who want to gain weight. Oh, well. It's a tough world.
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    ChuckNorris is the answer to every problem!

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    Id roll myself to china town.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by agrudis
    Everyone seems to want to lose weight, but there's hardly any help for the people like me who want to gain weight. Oh, well. It's a tough world.
    Sure there is! Eat alot of chocolate. Unless you're like me and seem to have a slow metabolism.

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    Take a LAZERBATH IN A LAZERBATHTUB!!!!!!!

    Wait... I haven't told you guys what a lazerbath is have I? Basically it's a highly specialized bathtub that uses lazers to clean off your skin instead of water. It can also be used to cut your nails, cut your hair, cut your toenails, shave, remove excess nosehairs, and stuff like that. It could also help get rid of body odours, body fat, and even body parts!!!! And best of all they're free for only ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine!!

    (Crowd stares at me silently while crickets chirp in the background when someone finally screams "Lazerbaths suck!!!!")

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeza
    Exercise and eat healthy foods in a reasonable amount.
    hahahahahahahaha

    best post ever

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    Eating Subway™ products.

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    Roll around on the carpet until my belly falls off.
    eh?

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    Start doing taekwondo.

    And eating healthy foods I guess.
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    I would kill myself if I ever weighed that much

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    lipo, gastric bypass, and anorexia. The works.
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