So do you think you're a heaven-sent Romeo but haven't reaped your rewards? Have you ever attempted to grasp that romantic spirit within to woo or wow the object of your affection only to alienate them? Convinced that the world is enamored with you but confused as to why you're the only virgin in the room? There's probably a million situations that could be drawn up in this manner and the million reasons why each event ended in disaster; this is your chance to share tips of things that you should not do when trying to be the next Cassanova. Real-life occurrences are preferred, but if reality isn't your thing, make something up that you think is helpful.

My first tip, my dear friends: Never shower your love with Hershey kisses. They don't work like real kisses and it feels as if you're being pelted by hail. And being pelted by hail, if you did not know, is not really that enjoyable.

Have at it.