I work in a pretty nice hotel. A few months ago, housekeeping found a woman on the 11th floor, buck naked in the hallway and pounding on her room door and yelling "Let me in!!" and various expletives. They gave her a robe and brought her down to the fromt desk. She said her husband locked her out of the room and her baby was in there. There was no baby and her husband was in a poker game and had been so for several hours. She was sooo drunk she locked herself out of the room.
I also have a story about a bellman and a lesbian couple, but I'll save that for another time....