In my house live lots of cockroaches -- of varying size! and some can fly! -- who scurry about for the most part (thankfully) unseen by me. They are the scariest things in the whole wide world and I hate them.

They are many fat lizards who keep me company on lonely nights -- they're all either small and deformed or grossly fat. I hate them too, because they scurry around visibly and they terrify me (although not as much as cockroaches).

Then there are snakes. I avoid these.

There are rats. I avoid!!!!!

There are UNDEFINED arthropods who wander my house, too. These are various exotic insects and/or spiders which will probably be eaten in Thailand. If they are small, I kill them. If they are big, I squash them with some object that is not mine. If they are HUGE, I run.