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    Are you the sort of person who finds farts highly amusing? I know I am. I totally farted in Physics yesterday and it was quite loud and also smelly and my friends and I laughed so much that our teacher had to come over and tell us to shut up or get the hell out - which was odd, as we were so hysterical that the laughter had turned silent and painful.

    Oh man, I love being immature.

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    @_@

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    I totally find farts amusing! I farted in the store once (silent but deadly) and I blamed it on some guy. He got all pissed at me, I was laughing so hard. I love being immature too

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    I just don't like it when my friends do it in my face when I am sleeping...with my mouth open...

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    LMAO!!

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    Girls don't fart.

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    Well, guys as a general rule fart far more freely then girls do. So whenever I'm hanging around with guys they fart all the time and think nothing of it, but if I'm with my girlfriends, unless its a really close girlfriend, then we kind of dont...or if we do we act like we havn't.

    It was all different when I was younger however, we used to fart all the time, the louder the funnier. I never did loud ones though

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    It's just way more funnier if girls fart or burp. Then mostly they'ld go like excuse-me -_- guys aren't usually bothered AT ALL to apologise.

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    *usually ^_^

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine
    Girls don't fart.
    This is the truth. In my 19 years of being alive, I have yet to hear a girl fart.


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    You haven't? In my 15 years of life, I have heard a bunch of girls fart. Where have you been?

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    Norway


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    Note to self: Girls don't fart in Norway. Wow, each day i learn a little bit more.

    Now is that only Norwegian girls, or all girls in Norwegia, as well the tourists? (it's got something to do with the climate?)

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    Is it cold there? Because its impossible to fart when its cold out!

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