Quote Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese
You should only do it in public intentionally if there's somebody else to blame. Like if you're in Tesco, and you fart, and leave whoever's there with you with the smell... and they get blamed... Now THAT, my friend, is funny.
Now, here we are having a conversation about places to fart. Most mature, aren't we? Heh, I wouldn't dream of doing that myself. I did something similar a few years back, but it's not quite the same. I used to buy stink bombs and set them off on buses. Now THAT was funny. Of course, I don't do that anymore.

Coming to think of it, I lately found some three-year-old fart spray. Jesus, it smelt foul.