My God

[Ballistix Man]

I was with my girlfriend after school last week and this was our conversation

Me: what do you want to eat
Her: I dont know
Me: What you mean you dont know, are you hungry?
Her Yeah
Me: Well what you got a taste for
Her: I dont know
Me: Well, you better make up yoru mind, im bout to get some chicken and kool aid
Her: No i dont want any chicken
Me: what you want, you said you didnt know what you wanted
Her: Fine......forget it (Cross her arms and turns her head)

....I leave and get up and get my chicken and kool aid...

2 minutes later

Her: why are you always so mean to me
Me: What the are you talking about
Her: you just gonna sit and eat in front of me
Me; Get out....
Her: what?!
Me: get out of my house, you're pissing me off, and you dont mess with a black man when he has chicken and kool aid
Her: that is so mean, i cant stand you
Me: You love me, I'll give you one last chance "what do you want to eat"
Her: I want some KFC
Me: Thats ! CHICKEN!!!
Her: i know but its KFC chicken
Me: you're stupid
Her: whatever, so are you gonna get my food

Please tell me all women arent like this.

[Psychotic]

I'm a sweet and sensitive guy, and so I will criticise you and stick up for girls in a transparent and pathetic attempt to make the girls of this forum like me.

[Rice Cake]

Whats a girl???

[Evastio]

I don't know for sure. I've never had a girlfriend before. But I'm sure not all women are like that.

[Edit] I like your sig Rice Cake.

[Mittopotahis]

No offence or anything, but I saw you as the problem. She seemed as if something was bothering her, and you kicked her out of your house because she wouldn't decide on what she wanted to eat. That's kinda mean in my opinion.

[Ballistix Man]

What the hell did I do. She shoulda just made up her damn mind.

[Levian]

You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. The bitch had to go.

[Ballistix Man]

You don't mess with a black man when he's having chicken and kool aid. The bitch had to go.

Its true. Im sorry but you just dont mess with a black man when hes having chicken and kool aid.

[Relena]

You both screwed up. -_-

[Ballistix Man]

I still dont see what I did.

[Relena]

You didn't give her enough time to decide.
But, she did act spoiled, a little.

[Jess]

I'm a sweet and sensitive guy

:laugh:

What the hell is kool aid?

[Awesomeman]

Well, you told her to leave...

[Relena]

Agreed.

[Ballistix Man]

Well she wouldnt make up her mind. It was a difference between fried chicken I made and fried chicken from KFC and pasta and old chicken nuggets.