What's the best Yo Momma joke?

[-Red XIII-]

I know some folks that be goin' at it on them jokes. Let's see who has the best.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean spain claimed for the new world

[-Red XIII-]

LOL!!!

A'ight. Uh...

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo moma so dumb she went to a drug store for heroin

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so dumb she chased after a school bus filled with white people yellin, "Stop that twinkie!"

[Shaun]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

[Ballistix Man]

Yo mama so dum when she heard it was chilli outside she got a bowl.

[-Red XIII-]

Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

[Shaun]

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

Yeah, I guess that makes more sense. Isn't there a word that contains both obesity and stupidity?

Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

I thought that was a blonde joke.

[Fatal Impurity]

yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

[Ballistix Man]

Stubesity

[-Red XIII-]

obesity and stupidity put into one word... "... daaaaamn."

[Shaun]

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so ugly she gotta trick-or-treat over the phone.