What's the best Yo Momma joke?

[DK]

Jack. Jack Momma.

[cloud_doll]

Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma go?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo momma so dumb she waited 24 hours to get into a 24 hour store.

[amratis]

I actually have a Yo Momma poster. With about 100 Yo Mamma jokes. When I'm not busy doing house work and if this threads still around I'll go get some off it. Off hand though

"Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

[DK]

"Yo momma so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing, she said "moving".

White Men Can't Jump

[-Red XIII-]

you momma so old she farts dust.

yo momma so stupid I caught her starin at a orange juice carton for 3 hours cuz it said "concentrate"

yo momma so fat she got stretch marks on her panties.

that's a couple. heh, heh.

[Rikku_Yuffie_girl]

Youre mommas so nasty she turn right guard left

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so poor she can't afford welfare

[Resha]

leave my momma alone Is this what years of over-advertising Mother's Day got momma?

[MadHero]

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

[-Red XIII-]

leave my momma alone Is this what years of over-advertising Mother's Day got momma?

........ I'm appaled!

Continue!

Yo momma so stupid she failed a blood test.

[Resha]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

[DK]

Your poppa so fat he got stuck in yo momma.

Pooja you're disgusting.

Edit: And don't think your quick editing is fooling anyone. I saw what you wrote.

[-Red XIII-]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

I hope that was a joke and not an attempt to try and roast me (or flaming or whatever). I hope very much.

[Resha]

Why are you appalled?

Your poppa so fat he got stuck.

Now you can be appalled :laugh:

I hope that was a joke and not an attempt to try and roast me (or flaming or whatever). I hope very much.

I was kidding. Did...did you get hurt by my converting a yo momma joke into a yo poppa one? I'm sorry.

Edit: Dan you are an awful slandering man