What's the best Yo Momma joke?

[Zeldy]

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx

[-Red XIII-]

yo momma so poor I walked through the front door and tripped over the back door

[McLovin']

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx

What?

[-Red XIII-]

Nobody says them here. Thankgod. Keep your american catchphrases to yourself kthx

What?

You read my mind, Sephy dude.

[themagicroundabout]

"Yo momma isn't very good at playing board games compared to me."

[Mangekyō]

Your mommas so poor, someone stepped on her pennie, and she said " Hey dont do that, thats my life savings"

Your mommas so fat her belt is the equator

Your mommas so fat she has three shirt sizes, large, jumbo, and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARD US!!

Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing.

[McLovin']

I think that last one goes:

Your momas so fat she jumped in the ocean, and the whales started singing "We are family."

[Mangekyō]

Yeah thats it, i knew i missed somthin

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so poor she brought coupon's to a 99 cent store.

[Ballistix Man]

Yo momma's so poor she brought coupon's to a 99 cent store.

[Erdrick Holmes]

Your mother's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's smurfed.

[-Red XIII-]

Yo momma so fat you miss three commercials when she walks by the T.V.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.

[Epiphany]

Yo momma's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.

P.s not only Americans are saying these, kthx.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.

And yes not only Americans say these