yo momma is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded
yo momma is like a shotgun 5 cocks and shes loaded
Yo momma's so dumb she saw a bus and ran after it yelling "TWINKIEEE!!!!"
Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus 5 bucks.
Yo momma's so poor I was passing by her house and stepped on a lit cigarrette accross the street and I heard her yell "hey who turned off the light?!"
I meant my area, not the whole of the UK obviously.Originally Posted by Epiphany
Ive never once heard "Ya mamma" from someone from St Helens.
Yo momma so fat, she has to FedEx the food to her stomach.
Yo mama so fat you can just slap her thigh and ride the wave.
I've never heard a 'Yo Mamma' joke up here. If someone made one of them, they'd get their arses kicked, as I find that most people here get kinda aggressive when people insult their mothers. I saw it happen once. Wasn't pretty.
But, yeah online is the first time I've seen any of these jokes.
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so nasty, she asked me to talk dirty to her during sex and I screamed, "Yo Kitchen!"
Yo momma so ugly, you have to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"
Yo momma is so fat, that when God said, "Let there be light!" He asked her to move.
DittoI've never heard a 'Yo Mamma' joke up here. If someone made one of them, they'd get their arses kicked, as I find that most people here get kinda aggressive when people insult their mothers. I saw it happen once. Wasn't pretty.
But, yeah online is the first time I've seen any of these jokes.
Yo momma so fat she fell on love and broke it
Oh yeah... (in response to a mama joke) Your mom goes to college!
your momma so fat that when i roll over twice im still upon her
Too big. <-- yeah i heard that one before
your mommas so fat her weist size is "equatorial"
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