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  1. 04-08-2006, 11:02 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
    Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
    lol

    My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
    Quote Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
    Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
    lol

    My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.

    Eh, that joke ain't lame. It's... uh... classic! Yeah.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Quote Originally Posted by -Red XIII-
    Quote Originally Posted by Kain's_girl
    Quote Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
    Yo momma's so old I told her to act her age and she died.
    lol

    My lame one. Yo momma's so fat that when she's around the house, she's AROUND the house.

    Eh, that joke ain't lame. It's... uh... classic! Yeah.
    Geez, thanks.
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    Yo momma is so stupid she was on her way to DisneyWorld and came up on a sign that said "DisneyWorld left <----". So she turned around and went home.

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100
    Yo momma is so stupid she was on her way to DisneyWorld and came up on a sign that said "DisneyWorld left <----". So she turned around and went home.

    I heard that on that "Yo Momma" show last night. You see it too?
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    No, Ive never seen it. Maybe I should sometime.

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    Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack.
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    your momma's so fat she ways alot

    I like ruining things
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    Ya mumma has more rolls than a bakery.
    Ya mumma has more chins than China.

    And, my personal favourite, but has been said before

    Ya mumma's so dumb she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order.
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    Yo momma's so fat that if she was in japan ppl will be yelling, GODZILLA!!!
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    Yous momma's so stupid she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in mid air.

    Yous momma's so ugly she knitted you a sweater in the summer.

    Yous momma's so inbred she didn't watch Ice Age 2 because it said PG13 and she only had 3 friends

    Yous momma's so fat when she stood on a scale she thought a quarterback was a refund.

    owned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage
    Yo momma's ass is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack.
    If I wasn't broke right now I'd pay you for that joke.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo momma's so fat when she stood on a scale it said her phone number.

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....
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    Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    i got one its crummy though but i know rikku_yuffie_girl will like it okay here it is
    yo mamma so ugly it makes yuna look good
    Who needs a signature I DON'T >(

    I have Dissidia, be jealous!
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