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    Naw, man. It just that yesterday some dude named Marc tried to flame me (on this site), so I set him straight. I ain't afraid to do that, ever. Besides, I don't have a dad, so you can't feally hurt me! Hah, hah!
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Resha
    Your poppa so fat he got stuck in yo momma.
    Wow I fell out of my seat on that. Thats cold therr.
    At Resha for that quick editing.

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    I had your mom.

    OH MY GOD I AM SO ORIGINAL!

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    He said that!? No way! That's tight right there, man! Why'd you edit it? That woulda been sick.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    I wasn't talking about your dad Red XII o___o I just changed a yo momma joke into a yo poppa joke to scandalise everyone. Sorry though.

    I DIDN'T EDIT NOTHING. YOU PEOPLE...

    Though that's quite a good one, eh?
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    Yeah, it's sick! The joke is tight, man! That's why I started this thread! jokes like that keep this alive, man!
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Am I the only one incredibly confused by Red XIII?

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    No. i'm confused by me too.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    What did one egg say to the other? Yolk Mamma so fat!


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    Yo momma is so fat, on a rainy day she thought the highway was a slip and slide

    Yo momma is a shotgun, two cocks and shes loaded

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadHero
    Am I the only one incredibly confused by Red XIII?

    Nope. The grammar here is killing me. Let me fix one, just to be a jerk.

    Quote Originally Posted by -Red XIII-
    Yo momma so stupid she failed a blood test.
    Now, when gramatically corrected and politically corrected so you stuck-up politically correct people here aren't offended,

    Your mother is so mentally impaired that she did not pass a blood test. 'Stupid' and 'Failed' are words that are minorly offensive, and it may upset some people here. Hahahaha.

    I love being mean.

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    "Listen Kid, I've been a bus driver for 20 years, so I know these things. Yo Momma is so fat, I've seen vans thinner than her."

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    yo momma so fat that she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

    yo momma so fat she got her own zip code.

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    Your momma is so fat that she was ridiculed in public, which caused an inferiority complex that lead to severe depression. Eventually she committed suicide by overdosing on muscle relaxants.

    But in a funny way.

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    Yo mommas hair is so short that instead of lookin like a girl she looks like not a girl but a boy.
    Yo mommas so old her social security code is 1

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