Yous momma's so stupid she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in mid air.

Yous momma's so ugly she knitted you a sweater in the summer.

Yous momma's so inbred she didn't watch Ice Age 2 because it said PG13 and she only had 3 friends

Yous momma's so fat when she stood on a scale she thought a quarterback was a refund.

owned.