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  1. 04-09-2006, 01:54 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by kid_chronocrossrules
    i got one its crummy though but i know rikku_yuffie_girl will like it okay here it is
    yo mamma so ugly it makes yuna look good

    .... ... but I like Yuna...
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Quote Originally Posted by -Red XIII-
    .... ... but I like Yuna...
    Me too (well, from X-2 that is )

    ^_- I'll try a Yo Momma joke...

    Yo Momma so dirty, she makes mud look clean.

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    Yo momma is so fat whenever she wears a yellow jacket everybody shouts taxi.
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    Yo Mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

    Yo Mama so fat she wakes up in secctions
    Yo Mama so fat when she back up she beep

    Yo Mama so lazy she got a remote control just to operate her remote

    Yo Mama so ugly that your father take's her to work with him so that he dosen't have to kiss her goodbye

    Hahaha, nothing beats a Yo Mama joke, unless it's a joke about an Ex Girlfriend (man i hate my ex ), think i'm gonna go post in the Hate Thread
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    sorry -red Xlll- but me and rikku_yuffie_girl whish yuna was dead
    Who needs a signature I DON'T >(

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    Yo mooma so fat when I saw her carrying a pig and asked where she got it. The pig said I won it at a raffle.
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    Yo mamma so hairy that when she goes to the beach people see her and say Cha Cha Cha Cheeya!
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    Yo mamma so dumb she sat on the TV to watch the sofa.
    Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny_Griever
    Yo mamma so hairy that when she goes to the beach people see her and say Cha Cha Cha Cheeya!
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    LOL Void, Cheeya pets are these green furry things that can grow furrier when you water them, or something like that.
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    Yo momma's so dumb when she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?
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    Yo Momma so old, her breast milk is powder
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    Yo momma is such a smurfing fat bitch, she got hit by a bus, then turned around and said "Who threw that rock?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballistix Man
    Yo mooma so fat when I saw her carrying a pig and asked where she got it. The pig said I won it at a raffle.

    I KNOW I heard that on that "Yo momma" show!
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo mama's so fat, when she go to the beach she's the only one who gets a tan.

    Yo mama's so dumb she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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