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  1. 04-08-2006, 05:58 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Devourer Of Worlds
    Your momma is so fat that she was ridiculed in public, which caused an inferiority complex that lead to severe depression. Eventually she committed suicide by overdosing on muscle relaxants.

    But in a funny way.
    Ima make sure I watch out for you, man.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo momma so greasy she slid for first and ended up in Kansas.

    Yo momma so fat, it takes her 3 trips to haul ass.

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    yo momma so fat it takes 2 busses and a train to get on her good side
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Please transfer any Your Mama jokes to the designated area.
    There is no signature here. Move along.
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    Ah, <A href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dozens">the dozens.</A>
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    Please transfer any Your Mama jokes to the designated area.

    Eh, this link he got right here goes to some scientific yo momma jokes.
    that's pretty deep... I think.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo momma's so ugly that when I put my butt out the window and she put her face out the window people thought we were twins.

    Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running.

    Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


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    yo momma so poor she eats she eats cerial with a fork so she can save the milk for later.

    you momma so stupid she stried to arrange M&M's alphabetically

    yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo momma so fat when she ran a cop pulled her over and said please step out of the vehicle.
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    Yo momma so fat she saw her phone number on the scale.

    yo momma so fat a picture of her fell of the wall

    yo momma so ugly she got sued for indecent exposure for looking out the window
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen.
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    Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application. Oh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulTaker*
    Yo momma so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with an application. Oh!
    That's origional. I like that.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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    Cmon guys. I heard these when I was 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephiroth's Cage
    Cmon guys. I heard these when I was 5.

    I bet you played video games when you were, like, five.
    I eat a lot when I got the munchies. A lot... maybe too much... hmm...


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